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Chuck Norris

Om du inte visste det så är Chuck Norris världens farligaste, mäktigaste, snabbaste och hänsynslöse man. Jag har skrapat ihop lite fakta som styrker det.

- Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
- Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
- It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
- Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
- If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
- Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
- Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
- When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
- When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
- If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

Du behöver inte rösta, right!?!